Butt-Obsessed Christian Gynecologist Turtles

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:09:19 Sagittarius Got A Few New STD’s This Year 18:49:20 Jaden Smith Wants To Build You A Bed 27:16:17 Crappy Housewife / Crappy Singer 31:42:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:28:14 The Butt Obsessed Gynecologist Who Wants You To Repent 39:08:20 Coming Soon: The Ministry Of Sex 44:36:17 Home Alone […]

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0:00.0	Freaks, it's Wednesday, November 13th,
0:02.9	2020. Coming up on the program today,
0:05.3	stop having sex with the dude
0:06.8	who keeps making your pussy itch
0:08.3	and ooze out discharge.
0:10.0	Plus, Will Smith's child
0:11.6	really wants to make you a bed frame,
0:13.7	a crappy song about being a crappy housewife,
0:16.4	and the Christian gynecologist
0:18.0	who's mostly into butt stuff.
0:29.1	No, I'm really into butt stuff. Hi, I'm Tim Henson, and I'll be right back with one to grow on.
0:33.8	I'm really super excited because I'm finally going to meet that boy I've been talking online with.
0:38.4	What's his name?
0:39.7	Bonerscar, 1962.
0:41.7	How old is he?
0:42.9	He said he was 14.
0:44.4	What are you guys going to do on your date?
0:46.1	I don't know. He said something about a shooting range.
0:48.3	Yeah, but Jenna...
0:49.2	I'm betting on a cockfight.
0:50.5	Jenna, what if he's a sexual predator?
0:52.6	What? Hold it there. Let's just lighten up. It's just a date,
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