SATANIC PANIC!
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2021
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
God, Satan, Moses and Psyche read reviews and then have a group therapy session. God gets some stuff off his chest. 'Conspiracy Corner with Moses' is back and this time it's about Billy Joel's song 'Uptown Girl.' Later we discuss books being banned, Qanon, and the spread of Satanic panic!
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The Godpot, where in the Hanukah story was there a country-ass truck |
| 0:06.0 | carrying around giant trails? Where was there a truck in the Bible carrying around |
| 0:11.8 | Christmas trees? When they were stuck in the cave there was a truck rushing |
| 0:16.6 | trails to them. I blame Etsy. There's a conspiracy theory that Billy Joel's song |
| 0:25.0 | Uptown Girl is 100% about anal sex. What? Now hear me out, hear me out. Okay okay |
| 0:32.4 | Uptown Girl. Yeah listen so here so you know you got uptown girl she |
| 0:36.6 | been living in her uptown world but she never had a backstreet gap all about |
| 0:39.8 | I'm gonna walk it through. Hanukah sweaters are basically the sweaters that are |
| 0:46.2 | on clearance. That's what Jews will. That's a Hanukah sweater. I don't care what it looks like. It's on clearance. I'll take it. Oh |
| 0:52.9 | process. No hashtag truth. Moses gets to do that because he's Moses. Even if it's |
| 0:58.7 | themed Christmas. Yeah it doesn't matter what's themed. It's like oh it's clearance. Give it. |
| 1:15.7 | Welcome to The Godpot. I'm your host of host and good lord with the most the one and only Almighty God. |
| 1:22.2 | Thanks for joining us as we attempt to save this messed up Fakakta universe. Multiverse. |
| 1:28.8 | Right Moses. That is correct way of saying it. Yes. Well said. Yeah I'm also here today with my |
| 1:34.8 | pals. Psychie. Woohoo. Nice. And Satan. Hello that was a very essential one this morning. |
| 1:49.5 | That was a little different. Aren't they all essential though or is that just me? |
| 1:53.5 | A little uncomfortable. I'm not gonna lie. I said hello and that I remembered what my thing is |
| 1:58.1 | and tried to add it on at the end. Yeah it's just one of those days. How's the temperature there |
| 2:06.2 | down in hell? It's a little frozen over this morning. A little chill. Yeah. We're just figuring things |
| 2:14.3 | out. Everyone always says it'll be a cold day in the hell and it's like what do you think we don't |
| 2:20.1 | have weather? Come on. But it's like California where you know cold is like 60 degrees right? |
| 2:30.8 | Well actually cold in California is like 50 or 40. Okay 50 right. And the thing about California |
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