This Is BLASPHEMY!
The God Show
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4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have a blast. We read our reviews, such as 'this is blasphemy' and 'repent before it's too late.' We answer important questions from our listeners, such as 'Who Would You Do?" New segment 'Conspiracy Corner with Moses' makes its debut. Later we discuss Big Bird, AstroWorld, and 'Daylight Savings Time.'
After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The Godpot, it's time for Conspiracy Corner with Moses. |
| 0:05.4 | I am so excited about this. |
| 0:10.6 | Now the biggest conspiracy theory, one of my favorites, of 1969 is three words, Paul is dead. |
| 0:21.3 | Maybe the same conditions of the best of the best apply to like medicine and virus defense. |
| 0:28.7 | So maybe you should listen to the people that know what they're talking about, because |
| 0:32.8 | they spend all their time on the practice field of science. |
| 0:39.8 | This is just ridiculous, let people have some might. |
| 0:42.6 | God is against seasonal effective disorder. |
| 0:45.6 | God said let there be light, not let there be daylight savings time. |
| 0:49.8 | Welcome to The Godpot, I'm your host of hosts, the Good Lord with the most, the one and only almighty God. |
| 1:08.7 | Thanks for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse. |
| 1:13.2 | I'm here today with my pals, Jesus. |
| 1:16.1 | Not again. |
| 1:17.4 | What? |
| 1:17.9 | That's my intro line. |
| 1:19.4 | Oh, okay, not again, I didn't, I didn't realize I was coming. |
| 1:25.2 | What is that in reference to being crucified? |
| 1:28.3 | Oh, wow. |
| 1:29.6 | No, it's just so, it's just so, oh my God, they killed Jesus. |
| 1:37.5 | I was just waiting for a random like applause from the left track and all that kind of like |
| 1:42.6 | a sitcom like you, like you breaking the fourth wall and looking at the camera. |
| 1:47.0 | Oh, yeah, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, oh, okay, now you got me, I like it. |
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