The Worst Thing Humans Ever Invented
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 18 November 2021
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
God, Jesus, Moses and Mary Magdalene have so much fun in this one. We answer questions, such as "Did Jesus drink too much wine when he was young?" We also explain why there are Bibles in hotel rooms and what to do about it. God asks humans "What's the worst thing humans have ever invented?" and isn't pleased with the most popular answer. Later we discuss crying Elon, saying the quiet part out loud, and death farts.
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, since beginning their ministry in 1899 the |
| 0:04.7 | Gideons have placed a for two billion. Oh my gosh. Bibles and hotel rooms and |
| 0:10.4 | other venues. This is a great way to market. Maybe we should be placing God Pod |
| 0:16.4 | leaflets and pamphlets in hotel room. Oh I please print those I will happily start |
| 0:21.4 | doing that. So there are people who think they are temporarily embarrassed |
| 0:27.6 | millionaires who will love that quote. One day we come their own Elon if all |
| 0:34.8 | they have to do is work hard and build a time machine and go back in time and |
| 0:40.1 | seize wealth from indigenous Africans. This comes from of course to famous John |
| 0:45.9 | Steinbeck quote that the reason that socialism never took off in America is |
| 0:49.9 | because Americans all see themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. |
| 0:54.4 | Oh I'm sorry my limo is coming just shortly. I'm the worst thing you ever invented. |
| 1:02.5 | Okay. It's mostly because humans did it in their own |
| 1:06.7 | impregn. Why did you have to do that to him? Mary, come on. I probably would have at least one episode where I wouldn't cry. |
| 1:29.2 | Welcome to The God Pod. I'm your host of hosts. The Good Lord with the most. The one |
| 1:33.9 | only Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to save this broken |
| 1:42.9 | multiverse. I'm here today with my pals Jesus. Not again. Hey God. Are you working |
| 1:51.8 | on a catchphrase? That's good. Yeah. That's good. Do you like it? Like |
| 1:56.9 | Oracle? Like. Did I do that? Not again. What would I do? Jesus. Oh that's |
| 2:07.5 | that's a good one. What would I do? What would I do? What would I do? You're |
| 2:13.2 | about to find out. Jesus. The snack that smiles back. And that's that sentence |
| 2:20.2 | really has like four different interpretations depending on which word you |
| 2:24.2 | emphasize. What would I do? What would I do? What would I do? Anyway, sorry. He |
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