Satan Trolls The Hell Out Of Alito's Mom

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod TODAY ON THE GOD POD: Satan rises from the bowels of hell to let God know chicken noodle soup yurt is booked for the year and discuss The Satanic Temple’s new abortion clinic name, “The Samual Alito’s Mom’s Abortion Clinic.” On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll learn which place is worse than hell, God’s gun policy in heaven, what’s the deal with snake handling, where to look when praying, how Satan got his job, and whether God will wear a belly shirt or talk like a pirate for eternity. On ‘The Satan Show!,’ CNN gets caught pushing Ground Hog Day clickbait, Punxsutawney Phil’s Canadian rival suspiciously dies, Tom Brady’s deal with Satan, George Santos’ bad karaoke reviews, and Greta Thunberg is scientifically proven right about the correlation between sports cars and schlong size. On the ‘GD News,’ AOC uppercuts the GOP, violent corporate language alternatives, and West Virginia passes an evil theocratic bill that requires ‘In God We Trust in every building. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on The Godfather, you must have handed an entire hand.
0:05.4	Of all the terrible realities of the world that you've just ignored, God, I can't believe
0:10.6	this is the one that can't even get this.
0:13.8	You know, I just can't imagine letting something horrible happen to your son.
0:17.6	Are you being for reals?
0:20.8	Yes, this is actually what I do both days.
0:23.4	I walk her up my neighborhood in hell and take photos of plants.
0:28.0	I don't know, there was so much foliage down there.
0:30.0	Oh, so it's lush.
0:32.0	It is all these hot, lush plants.
0:35.0	Talk about stopping to smell the flowers.
0:37.2	Oh.
0:39.4	What if we go the opposite way?
0:40.9	What if we turn up the dial of violence?
0:44.2	Rather than, oh, he's a straight shooter in meetings.
0:46.7	You could say, oh, man, that guy is an active shooter in meetings.
0:51.2	Hahaha!
1:05.2	Well, hi there, heathens.
1:07.1	I'm God.
1:08.2	Welcome to The Godfather.
1:10.1	On this show I, the Lord thy God, interview interesting humans.
1:14.4	I also discuss all the latest current events with my co-hosts such as Jesus, Santa, Satan, Moses, and more.
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