Jesus Responds To Outrage Over His Rainbow Sash

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🗓️ 9 February 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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On the next TOTALLY FREE episode of the God Pod: Jesus and Santa join God to discuss Wonder Bread, Santa's season arc, Chinese balloons vs. trigger-happy Amuricans, prison TikTok, 'The Last Of Us,' Jesus' feet holes, and the infamous Jesus woke rainbow sash of 2023.. On 'Ask God,' Maya Rudolph M&Ms trolling, if God is really all-knowing and if the crucifixion was a role-playing fetish. On 'Listener Feedback,' you'll learn about AI jokes, Santa's Village septic tank manger, and the Australian redneck myth. Breaking news on 'The Santa Show!' When Rhode Island police find DNA evidence from Santa, the BBC tries to cancel the naughty list, and bad Santa clears his name after being accused of throwing snowballs at a sports team. On the 'GD News,' miserable low-life Marjorie Taylor Greene complains she's not getting enough socialism, the Home Depot founder blames woke culture for ruining his capitalism, and a Democrat claps back at conservatives by introducing a bill to ban Christian youth camps. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS Join our Discord chat server: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time on The God Pod.
0:02.6	And why do they wait until our day off to make us do the most work and say the most prayers?
0:09.0	It's like, bro, I'm trying to sleep it.
0:11.5	They have Sunday scaries.
0:13.5	I understand that.
0:15.5	Oh!
0:18.0	This is Old Man Shakes Hand The Cloud Vibes.
0:22.0	Right. Why is there a rainbow in the sky?
0:24.0	How dare you, that sky went woke!
0:27.0	Because it just rained.
0:29.0	They should send an F-22 to shoot down the rainbow.
0:32.0	Oh!
0:34.0	I'm looking jacked. I've got wings.
0:37.0	I'm looking jack too. Look at my fucking arms.
0:40.0	So fucking jacked.
0:42.0	I would do me.
0:43.0	I love that you have your shirt off, Jesus.
0:45.0	I'm just going to shirt off.
0:47.0	That's what the people want.
0:49.0	We go there.
0:54.0	We go there.
1:01.0	Why hello, they're human. I'm God.
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