Satan Reveals Pat Robertson's Fate in Hell

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🗓️ 12 June 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Satan and God celebrate the Pride Month miracle of the passing of Pat Robertson, answer questions from Twitch Chatters, and read the Top Ten Hobbies of Satan in His Free Time. On ‘Ask Satan,’ you’ll discover what Pat Robertson’s first day in Hell was like, if Satan likes country music, what happens to evangelicals when they wake up in Hell, if Satan was present during Ron DeSadness’ Twitter launch, and if Satan is in the FBI. On ‘World News,’ discuss the end of the world skies in New York, the Trump indictment, Pence’s reaction to the DOJ targeting Trump, and Chris Christie’s response to Trump’s insult. On ‘What Would Satan Do?’ You’ll find out what he would do if someone was sent to hell by accident, and does he release souls from Hell if they ask nicely. Don’t change the channel before you hear ‘A Message From Satan!’ THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the GodBot, fuck you Pat Robertson, right here buddy, you see that that's a
0:07.2	middle finger it's for you you know what you get to say hi to Rush Limbaugh down
0:11.2	there. I like how they just try to out the same joke every year. Yeah, just
0:18.5	comment changes it real and this one this one ready for this one. My pronouns are
0:24.0	it snowed. That's a joke that they probably is. I could write for them. I could write
0:29.1	for them. It'd be easy.
0:32.7	Suppressed to the town hall. He's always remind me of Skeletor just a little bit.
0:37.4	Really? And man, it would be so much funnier if he had Skeletor's voice.
0:41.6	Yes, I won't push back.
1:00.1	Hi everybody. Welcome to the GodPod. Pat Robertson is dead. You're welcome. Yeah,
1:08.9	I'm God. Thank you so much for joining me on the show once again. We've got a
1:12.7	fun show for you today. We've got top 10 hobbies of Satan is free time. We've got
1:20.2	Ask Satan. We've got World News. We've got what would Satan do? All kinds of fun
1:26.3	stuff. Make sure to join us on our free discord channel. And you can join our
1:31.4	patreon. You can follow us on Twitch and YouTube and all the things. But without
1:36.7	further ado, my co-host for the day. You know them? You'll love them. It's Satan
1:45.8	everybody. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hi. What's up?
2:00.2	What's up? So a lot of our fans here on Twitch, they're discovering the news that Pat
2:07.0	Robertson has passed away at the age of 352. And they're finding out from us and they're
2:15.6	very happy. Wow. Welcome. Guys. Big announcement. Yeah. No, did we just make your day
2:22.6	like literally everyone? Are you happy now? We're going to see maybe some people are actually
2:29.2	sad about this and they're going to hate this. Satan makes a good point. Some people are
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