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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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The Holy Trinity hosts another live twitch.tv/thegodpod episode to discuss the Reddit strike, the Tony Awards, and the Top Ten Places Trump Will Flee To. On ‘World New,’ Bill Barr says Trump is toast, a jackass says "what?" and Trump is cool with espionage and big dumps, botox-ed Guilfoyle defends Trump, Jeanine gaslights, and Trump doubles down on hate. On ‘Ask God,’ you’ll discover if Jesus had imaginary friends growing up, if Mary Mags washed Jesus’ crusty feet with her hair, could Jesus get his boyfriend pregnant, did Jesus enjoy being a carpenter, If Jesus was straight, who would be his type, why doesn’t Jesus’ sash have the Pride Progressive colors, and did God consult Mike Pence on his slogan. On ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ You’ll be amazed at The Time Paradox, and The Ultimate Sacrifice. And a brand New Commandment! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the god pod number four Trump's wizarding world. What is he's a slathering right to me?
0:06.1	He would be more griffin door no what why is he brave is daring but like griffin doors are like
0:13.0	Asold like jocks who like think they're better than everyone else Wow, so you're saying that Henry Potter would vote for Trump
0:22.1	Jesus we were talking about this before the show. He's more of like an Ikea builder
0:26.2	Yeah, yeah, I gotta admit it, you know people think I'm some like master carpenter, but no, yeah
0:31.7	He's no Bob Villa Bob invited me once for a taping. I was like dude. I can't help you fix anything. I'm sorry
0:37.9	Is there some like key up furniture you want me to build in there?
0:42.8	I'll tell you this much folks if we get to 10,000 followers on twitch I
0:50.5	Will put up a billboard in Indiana telling Mike Pence not to run. Yes
1:10.9	Welcome mortal to the realm of divine wisdom and limitless possibilities
1:16.4	Step it to the God pod and embark upon a journey that transcends the boundaries of human existence
1:25.8	I'm God. Thank you so much for joining me on the show once again
1:31.6	We've got a fun show for you today. We've got the top 10 places Trump will flee to we've got world news
1:39.6	We've got ask God and a lot of questions for Jesus on that one
1:44.7	We've also got what would Jesus do but before we get to that, I want to remind you you can support the God pod at patreon dot com slash
1:53.8	The God pod you can also follow us here on twitch dot tv
2:00.6	slash the God pod you can also join our free discord server links for all of that are
2:07.0	In the show notes of every episode and
2:10.5	Yeah, let's get to it everybody. I'm here with Jesus and the Holy Spirit. Hello. Hello
2:18.6	Happy Pride month Pride month continues my rainbow sashes out as it is all year and
2:25.0	I've slept with many many men this month and many more to go. Hi everybody many men
2:30.9	Many many many many many men
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