The Woke Mind Virus?? God and Jesus Respond!

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 8 June 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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God, Jesus, and Santa go live on twitch.tv/thegodpod to answer questions from followers, and read the Top Ten Ways Republicans Respond When Asked To Define ‘Woke.’ On ‘World News,’ DeSantis, disgusted by empathy and common decency, declares war on the woke mind virus, Nikki Haley auditions to be Trump’s vice president on Tapper, Mike "Euphemism" Pence rode and roasted on the ride and digs deep from the well of hypocrisy on religious bigotry, Sean "Gaslighter" Duffy claims he hasn’t seen one white supremacist, a Republican senator says ‘I don’t want reality’ in a hearing on race and education, the Bible is banned in Utah elementary and middle schools for ‘vulgarity or violence,’ and a Utah school district that banned the Bible considers removing the Book of Mormon. Don’t miss The God’s Honest Truth: Woke Mind Virus Edition! THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS: BOX OF AWESOME! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code GODPOD at checkout. WE’RE POSTING VIDEOS ALL THE TIME NOW! Give us a follow and turn on notifications! Twitch: https://twitch.tv/TheGodPod YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod JOIN OUR COMMUNITY! Discord: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This time on the god pod. Oh, I should put on my angry face to this fake news
0:07.4	Whenever you say put on my angry face, I think of Mrs. Potato head packing a Mr. Potato's angry eyes just in case
0:14.8	That's basically how it how this works. That's basically how I am
0:17.7	And your angry eyes just in case Mr. Potato God
0:24.2	Christmas pride
0:25.7	Sway Santa Sway pride at the pole get all the elves in bondage jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle jingle those bells
0:33.7	Slay Queen
0:37.0	But he really is right though. Jesus your Bernie
0:41.3	It sounds like an Arnold Schwarzenegger Bernie. Get to the chopper. That's my Bernie
0:46.4	What do you think only the only the two percent in America can get to the chopper?
0:50.8	It seems like the rest of us are left on the ground
0:56.0	He
1:06.5	Humans high enter the hallowed realm of the God pod
1:12.4	Where the boundless knowledge of the woke mind virus thrives
1:17.5	Illuminating speakers with profound revelations
1:22.2	I'm God. Thank you so much for joining me on this show once again
1:26.9	We've got a fun show for you today. Swear to me
1:31.4	Yeah, the top 10 ways Republicans respond when asked to define woke. We've got world news
1:39.1	We got a lot of clips that we're gonna play today. Jesus. Yeah, instead of just reading the articles
1:44.3	We can actually like okay. Yeah, because that's that's a more of a visceral experience. We've got
1:50.7	Some situations for you in what would Jesus do some tough ones. Oh boy. All right
1:56.1	Some toughies and then we've got some questions for both of us in ask God and
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