Today on the God Pod. God, here's a question for you. Like, do you prefer a hallmark movie, a lifetime movie, a old school home alone?

I'm just going to go ahead and say before Moses does. Scrooge by favorite movies.

My is Remlins.

Remlins is great.

So you're having Thanksgiving on Thursday. How are you going to handle this?

I'm very non-confrontational. So what I'll do is avoid confrontation by eating, keeping my mouth full of food.

And then when they say something, I'll just nod and then go to my recliner and sit back and pretend I'm asleep.

Wow, that's a good call.

Oh, Jesus, Elizabeth said that you need wood.

Aha, that's certain type of wood. Yes, I know what you did with those holes in your hands.

Look, this actually has come up before.

No, that's not. Unfortunately, it hasn't. It disgusts me every time. I don't fuck my own hands. Come on.

You'll do. You'll put them both together for texture. No, no, my God.

Welcome to the God pod Thanksgiving party. I'm your host, the Lord thy God, and I challenge anyone to prove me wrong.

I'm here today with my son, Jesus.

What would I do? You're about to find out life.

And I'm here with Mary Magdalene.

Hi, everybody, from my bad bitch to yours. Happy Thanksgiving or whatever you celebrate.

Happy bad bitch giving. It's giving bad.

You beat me to it. And also psychies here.

Hello, hello, hello, woohoo. Hi, psyche and Moses.

Oi to the vee. Pass the yams. Hold the ham.

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