Satan Caught An STD At CPAC

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 2 March 2021

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Satan and Covid wake up in their Orlando hotel room after CPAC with a wicked hangover. What exactly happened this weekend? How will we piece it together? And how did a tiger get into the bathroom?! Find out on this thrilling installment of The God Pod! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, humans. Welcome to the GodPod. This is God. Today on the GodPod, Satan and COVID had
0:14.9	waged you much fun at the CPAC convention this weekend. What happened to them? We'll
0:19.2	review the highlights and try to piece together some clues. I'm also here with the God Squad.
0:24.2	What's up gang? Hey, hello. How was your weekend? Did everyone get enough sleep?
0:28.7	I don't technically have to sleep. Oh, yeah, that's right. We don't have to sleep. That's right.
0:32.7	But we do anyway because it's so nice. Isn't it fun? Yes. So I got a text from Satan before.
0:38.4	Okay. And he texted me before that he can't find his demon pal. That's fun.
0:43.8	Oh, so let's let's call Satan and see how he's doing down there in Orlando. Of course he's in Orlando.
0:49.9	Oh, hello. Hey, Satan. How's it going? Oh, God. It's a mess down here. It's a, it's a, it's a whole thing.
1:02.0	Right. What do we can do? Oh, yeah. It was rager after Republican rager down here. Oh, God. What
1:09.5	are those parties like? Oh, you wouldn't even believe it. It's just a bunch of Republicans. We talk
1:15.2	politics and then we all get naked and film each other. So we have blackmail on every single one
1:20.6	of the members of the Republican party. It's okay. So are you hungover today? How are you feeling? How's
1:28.0	the head? I'm pretty hungover. I mean, like, as Satan, I don't really get hangovers. But I sometimes
1:34.6	like to pretend after a long night. But yeah, my, let's just say my head hurts and a lot of other
1:41.4	parts of me hurt. So who were you hanging out with this weekend? Oh, you know, the gang,
1:48.3	all everybody's down there. Like, you know, Josh Holly, uh, uh, Christy Noom, uh, Rick
1:58.2	and Cruz coming through. God, that guy. I know. I know. So COVID was there too. Of course,
2:04.8	just hanging out, just banging everybody. Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. Kevin COVID had fun time.
2:11.7	Is he still there with you now? Well, I can put him on the foot if you want. Yeah. Well,
2:15.0	sure. Kevin. Hey, Kevin. Oh, my gosh. Jesus. What do you want now? It's, it's a 12-hour
2:22.2	rager. Not enough for you. Look, seriously, if we got to get going for the day, I got a phone call
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