Hello, humans. This is God. Welcome to the God Pog. Today on the God Pog, Satan is back, and he's got an update on Dr. Seuss.

I'm also here with Jesus, the Holy Spirit, and Moses. What's up, gang?

Hello. Hello. Hi, Satan. Hey, they're Satan. I guess you're just going to be on every show now. Mondays and Tuesday, strictly.

No, actually now it's everything. I think, uh, yeah, we got some feedback from our heathens. They said, I don't want to play favorites, but Satan's my favorite.

Yeah, one he then said that. Yeah, yeah, just one. Just one person. Let's start with one. And the next thing, you know, I wrote that. Okay, Barbara.

Next thing, you know, you're going to take over the show. This is going to be just like that time you tried to take over heaven.

Oh, I don't want to reveal my plan too quickly.

Yes, yes, yes. And, uh, okay, well, let's get to the God damn news. Who's going to take us through it?

Let's popcorn popcorn. Okay. What is that? What's popcorn? Yeah, what does that mean? Okay, I go six Dr. Seuss popcorn.

And then Jesus would take a long, or be published.

Two races content. Oh, I see you kind of like popcorn. Why I'm going to committee. Yeah, they're going to test if Jesus knows how to read the word, the next word.

It's, um, you'll never popcorn in school. Yeah, no, no, no. Okay. Jesus and I are on the same pitch. Yeah, it's how we took turns reading. I didn't go to school. I invented school.

All right. So basically the headline is six Dr. Seuss books will no longer be published due to racist content. And Republicans lost their freaking minds.

Which is very confusing because it wasn't Joe Biden's administration who canceled Dr. Seuss or these books. It was the organization who owns the Dr. Seuss books.

Why now is his coming out? Did somebody just, I mean, why now? Why is this happening now? Did something spark it?

Well, the main thing is it wasn't Biden. The Republicans are all blaming Biden and the left, you know, because a company did a thing.

Why now? I don't know. They've been, it's been years of scrutiny around Dr. Seuss's works. Okay. Academics have highlighted a Chinese character in mobile.

In Mulder Street is problematic due to him being depicted with chopsticks and a bowl of rice.

We've also pointed out that two African men in if I ran the zoo are show wearing nothing but grass skirts. And I've seen these depictions. They are. Yeah, they are.

Yeah, pretty racist. Yeah, I knew all that by heart. I wasn't reading it from somewhere written down just so you know, okay.

Yeah, they did a review of their whole library. I read and they just identified these six books as being problematic.

I mean, there are a ton of Dr. Seuss books. So Dr. Seuss is hardly canceled. There's probably hundreds of different Dr. Seuss books and they're just getting rid of six.

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