Jesus Attends A Gender Reveal Party

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 25 February 2021

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Jesus goes to a maskless gender reveal party at a chemical plant in Louisiana. What could possibly go wrong? The God Squad talks about Elon Musk losing $30 billion over a dumb tweet, a rapper’s forehead diamond, and Tiger Woods car accident. Will God let him play in the Masters Golf Tournament? Outcome looks doubtful. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello humans, this is God.
0:10.0	Today on the GodPod, Jesus goes to a gender reveal party.
0:14.0	And I'm also here with Moses and the Holy Spirit.
0:17.0	What's up, gang?
0:18.0	What's up?
0:19.0	Hello, what's up?
0:20.0	Well, come back, Holy Spirit.
0:21.0	Oh, hey, Jesus.
0:22.0	Where are you right now, Jesus?
0:24.0	I'm at a gender reveal party in Louisiana.
0:29.0	Are they wearing masks?
0:30.0	Louisiana.
0:31.0	No masks.
0:32.0	Believe it or not.
0:33.0	No masks.
0:34.0	Wow.
0:35.0	Wow.
0:36.0	Actually, I very much believe it.
0:37.0	Not a good start.
0:38.0	Not a good start for them.
0:39.0	Yeah.
0:40.0	And so the reason that we sent you to a gender reveal party is it's sort of been in the news
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