Sasheer Will Not Go Skiing
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2020
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Silly voices! Custom wine orders! Campaign platforms! This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss cold weather, scary winter sports, why men great ‘til they gotta be great, cabs vs. uber, and the racism of marijuana policing. They take a quiz to figure out what kind of dog they each are, and take a deep dive into the story of Judith Barsi from All Dogs Go To Heaven. They answer listener questions on guys using you as a therapist instead of a friend, and get advice for the former caller who was looking to make friends after cancer!
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*First Descents: provides life-changing, outdoor adventures for young adults impacted by cancer and other serious health conditions. - https://firstdescents.org/
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, Nicole. |
| 0:13.7 | Hi, Shishish, how's it going? |
| 0:17.4 | How's it going to get? |
| 0:19.4 | Oh, good. |
| 0:38.3 | I just was reading my Instagram comments. Yeah. Because I do. Yeah. And I posted a picture of the cover of my book that comes out in 2020 called hashtag very fat, very brave. The Fat Girl's Guide to Being Brave and Not a Sad, Melancholy down in the Dump's Weeping Fat fat girl in the bikini. That was the first time I've ever said it correctly on the first try. |
| 0:42.3 | And so would comment, dude, so when you or someone in your camp ordered custom wine from |
| 0:48.8 | my business with that picture on it and all of us on the production floor geek the fuck happen. Aw. |
| 0:54.7 | It was me. |
| 0:55.5 | I did it. |
| 0:56.3 | I don't have a camp. |
| 0:58.2 | Your camp. |
| 0:59.3 | I think it's really funny when someone thinks that someone is doing the things that I just do. |
| 1:05.0 | I do everything. |
| 1:06.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:07.1 | Well, some people have personal assistance or camps. |
| 1:12.2 | I don't have money for that. |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:13.3 | Oh. |
| 1:14.8 | No. |
| 1:15.2 | No. |
| 1:16.0 | One day. |
| 1:23.4 | One day I will have a camp, and they will order custom wine bottles with me squatting in a wig to send to people. |
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