Nicole is Eating Eggs From a Women’s College
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 5 February 2020
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
After swapping flight stories, Nicole & Sasheer solve the mystery of the curtained seat on an airplane. They discuss rude rental car parking lot attendants, not being petty in 2020, walking funny, meeting LeVar Burton, childhood curiosity, and eye-crusties. Then, we read a fan explanation on chicken/eggs, and answer listener questions about being in a wedding your harasser is attending, when your best friend starts dating your old crush, getting your spouse to make friends, and balancing their friendship with the rest of their lives.
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| 0:00.0 | Mm-hmm what, yo. |
| 0:15.8 | Mm-hmm. |
| 0:17.0 | What? |
| 0:17.6 | Yo! |
| 0:18.4 | Welcome to do-to-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo-bo bo, boop, boop. Best friends. |
| 0:21.9 | Best friends podcast. |
| 0:24.0 | Best friends. |
| 0:25.2 | Boop, pooh, pooh. |
| 0:25.8 | Best friends podcast. |
| 0:27.8 | Best friends. |
| 0:29.5 | Best friends podcast. |
| 0:31.8 | Best friends. |
| 0:32.7 | Woo. |
| 0:33.6 | Best friends podcast. |
| 0:35.7 | Best friends. |
| 0:36.4 | Woo. |
| 1:11.3 | Yeah. You're like deflated. Took a lot of energy. Yeah. A lot of energy. Y'all. And I had a late night last night. Me too. And the early morning this morning. Dang. And you were on a plane today. I was. Zoom, zoom. She goes across the country in a little plane. And I'm in a plane in the morning. Which is crazy. Fraggan nuts, dude. First class, dude? Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. Delta? Yeah. No, no. Air Canada. I don't like it. I don't like them at all. I hate Air Canada. |
| 1:13.6 | They're just bad. |
| 1:14.4 | I've had so many problems with them. |
| 1:17.0 | I once arrived late, my fault, to go to Canada on Air Canada. |
| 1:23.6 | And they checked me in, but they had given away my seat. |
| 1:26.9 | So I was in economy. And I was like, no, I paid for the upgrade. Right. So they should knock that person down. Yes. And it was a whole thing where they're like, you are late, so you have to suffer. And I was like, but what? No. No. Just knock that person back. And then so they literally removed that man from the seat so I can sit in it. And I was told there was flat beds. There was not one flat bed. And the seats are cloth, like we're animals. Like, we're on the damn bus. Yeah, I'm not, this is a fucking sky bus. Not as bad as West Jet, though. I't think I've flown WestJet. Don't. Okay. WestJet is bad. I, like, it's one of those, it's like a bus. You pick your seat like two hours before the flight. I forgot about it. So they were, I was like in the bathroom. I was like so far in the back of the plane, I was in the bathroom. |
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