Nicole Loves A Land Opera
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2020
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
After Nicole honked at Sasheer in traffic, they talk about their mornings, how they present without makeup, online dating, zamboni vs. stromboli, the time Sasheer stole a water bottle on a church trip, Nicole’s ideal date, and other wild things. Then they answer listener questions about what to do when your roommate is pregnant and wants to keep the baby, and whether Sasheer is really Nicole’s best friend.
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| 0:00.0 | Hong Kong, beep, beep. |
| 0:12.7 | That's what I did to you. |
| 0:13.8 | You did. |
| 0:14.2 | You freaking honked at me. |
| 0:15.8 | Sorry. |
| 0:16.8 | Well, wait. |
| 0:17.3 | Welcome to best friends. |
| 0:18.3 | Hi. |
| 0:19.3 | Welcome to best friends. |
| 0:19.6 | So I'm Sashir's Amanda. |
| 0:20.6 | I'm Nicole Bayo. And I honk. Baya. Baya. On the way here, I was running a little late. So I was like trying to get to the studio. And this big dumb car was in front of me where there is no yield or stop sign getting off the 101. And it at a dead stop so I said I better tell these fucking dummies to go so I was like gna gna honked it and I was with my man who was kindly dropping me off we were having a wonderful morning very calm and we were letting a person pass in front of us. |
| 0:54.9 | A pedestrian was right in front of our car. |
| 0:56.6 | And then some crazy person behind us was like, hack, hang. |
| 1:00.6 | And we were like, what the heck? |
| 1:02.3 | And then we turned the corner. |
| 1:04.2 | And then Nicole zoomed past us. |
| 1:06.2 | And I was like, oh, that was Nicole. |
| 1:15.9 | You could have gone before. He should have crossed in front of me that's how we had well he we had no idea he would go that slow he was going he was like oh thank you |
| 1:20.2 | for letting me cross I'm going to take all my time I couldn't believe it |
| 1:25.2 | I was like before he gets in front of your car, just go. |
| 1:25.5 | Well, it's fine. It's fine. We made it at the exact same time. We sure did. It's okay. And you scared me. Oh, yeah, I said hello. And you said, oh, whoa, whoa. Well, I wasn't expecting to see you. Sorry. And you were walking from a direction I didn't anticipate. Yeah, because he dropped me off at the curb. |
| 1:26.4 | Oh. |
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