Sasheer IS Wearing Bottoms

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2021

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Pumpkin Pine season is upon us! We explore all the pumpkin-flavored treats out there, Nicole’s dislike of jack-o-lanterns, endless amounts of laundry, being late to the airport, the power of the placebo effect, Sasheer’s sleep cycle being off, and solve the mystery of where they watched the VMAs. They take a quiz to learn which Masked Singer they are, get listener recommendations on a black-owned candle shop and purple cow-print booties, and answer a listener question about a best-friend dispute involving a mean, mistakenly-sent text, and respond to a question about how to handle a friend group dispute over an almost ex-boyfriend. Here is the quiz we took on The Masked Singer: https://www.purewow.com/entertainment/which-masked-singer-are-you-quiz Here is the candle shop - Wax On Vine: https://www.etsy.com/shop/WaxonVine Here are the purple cow-print booties: https://butrich.com/en/producto/vanessa-bootie-lilac/ Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

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0:00.0	Ooh, spooky season is upon us.
0:16.3	So spooky.
0:18.4	Oh, boy, the whispers of pumpkin pine.
0:22.9	No, pumpkin pine latte?
0:25.8	Pumpkin pine.
0:27.7	Pumpkin pine?
0:30.4	Like a pine tree?
0:32.0	No, it's the season for pumpkin pine latte.
0:34.7	I'm saying it wrong.
0:35.5	You're still saying pie.
0:36.6	What is it?
0:54.4	Pie. A pumpkin pie? From Starbucks. It's not a pie. It's also pumpkin spice latte. Oh. Oh, no. Well, that's what I meant. Pumpkin spice. I keep wanting to say pumpkin pine. What is a pumpkin pine? I don't know.
0:56.2	Hmm.
0:57.1	I've never heard of a thing.
0:59.4	A pumpkin pine.
1:01.6	Maybe it's a porcupine that ate too much.
1:06.8	It's an orange porcupine.
1:09.2	A pumpkin pine.
1:11.3	I've never seen a porcupine in real life.
1:14.2	Me either.
1:15.9	And I'd never seen a skunk in real life until I saw one in my backyard and they look like the cartoon.
1:20.7	Yeah.
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