Nicole is Afraid of Baby Shark

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

WOW WOW WOW Nicole has gotten so much sleep! We reminisce on our favorite purple dinosaur, Sasheer’s secret password for picking her up, how to let people know your store sells plus-sized clothing. Jordan’s tinky-winky, if the muppets are scary, Nicole’s botox plans, and return again to Nicole’s confusion at Sasheer’s sleep habits. In fact, we want to hear from you! Do you sleep naked like Sasheer? Or fully clothed? Let us know at the link below! They take a quiz to determine their love language, and then answer a listener question about a friend who’s husband scares away her friends. HOW DO YOU SLEEP Poll: https://forms.gle/LhGDCJN1t7tjbw339 Here is the quiz we took on love languages: https://www.5lovelanguages.com/quizzes/love-language Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003

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0:00.0	Wow
0:11.4	This year
0:13.4	Wow!
0:14.2	It's another episode of
0:15.9	Best Friends!
0:17.8	Whoa, you are so energetic.
0:20.8	Yum, yum, yum. I slept. I feel good.
0:23.1	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I also feel like I'm talking to Barney right now because you're in all purple, like purple hoodie, purple shirt.
0:31.6	You can't see it, but I'm also wearing purple leggings. Oh, wait, maybe you can see it.
0:37.8	No.
0:40.0	I just got a crotch shot.
0:41.7	You just, oh, there they are.
0:45.5	I could have tilted it down and done that so much better.
0:48.8	Okay, there.
0:50.5	Sorry, I keep showing you my crotch.
0:52.0	Yeah, the camera just lowered right down to your lap.
0:54.8	Sorry, she's horny at all times.
0:59.8	Trying to serve you a little taste.
1:02.4	Hey, I'll take it.
1:03.9	No, you won't.
1:04.6	Stop it.
1:05.5	I'll take it.
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