Sasheer Burps to Have Fun

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2022

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Everybody wet your whistle! This week we dive into Arco’s shrub art, how Nicole is a mystery to Nicole, how it feels when someone compliments your work, being honest about how you feel, returning to pole, Nicole’s strange interactions with men at her house, why dogs sniff butts, and having fun burping! Then, they answer listener questions about how to pronounce Nicole’s name, how to handle a friend who sends photos with too much of their body in them, and new friends inviting strangers over. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

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0:00.0	Oh, Sip-Sip.
0:14.9	I just need to wet my whistle.
0:17.5	Did you go somewhere to get this ice coffee?
0:20.7	Wouldn't you like to know?
0:28.6	What are you insinuating that you don't think I could leave my house before our 10 a.m. recording?
0:35.2	Kind of, yeah.
0:37.1	I can't believe you just openly said that you didn't think I could leave my home before a 10 a.m.
0:45.3	recording to have some stirbucks.
0:48.1	I just assume you came straight from the bed.
0:51.1	I cannot believe that you don't think I had a very productive morning. I mean,
0:57.0	I texted you back rather promptly when you were like, see you in 40. And I was like, yes,
1:02.1	you will, because she was awake. I was surprised. I was like, oh, well, look at this. I am shook.
1:14.3	I was in bed when I answered your text.
1:15.5	That is from yesterday.
1:19.0	I didn't finish it because it's a Trenta.
1:21.0	It's very big.
1:22.7	It's as big as my head.
1:24.5	I did not have a morning.
1:26.6	You were absolutely correct.
1:29.3	There was no way I was going to leave my house before 10 a.m.
1:29.9	For what?
1:30.5	Anything?
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