Nicole Had a Taco In Her Purse For a Week

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 19 January 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Happy old new year! Nicole and Sasheer share their socially-distanced hangs (out of cars), Sasheer’s new blanket sweater, Nicole’s new year treat that almost made her cum, Sasheer’s blurry photos, the origin of the tooth fairy , QAnon queries, an update on Sasheer’s yard, and coyotes just sittin’ on a bench. They take a quiz to see what baby animal they are (and explore Sasheer’s love of fish sticks), and answer listener questions about a friend who takes things too seriously, get advice about how to avoid snoring, and how to manage a relationship with a man while having straight male friends. Here is the quiz Nicole and Sasheer took - What Cute Baby Animal Are You? - https://kids.nationalgeographic.com/games/personality-quizzes/article/which-cute-baby-animal Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected]

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0:00.0	Hello, Sishir.
0:14.1	Hello, Nicole.
0:16.3	Happy New Year.
0:19.1	Oh, wait.
0:20.1	We're a couple weeks in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it can still be a happy New Oh, wait. We're a couple weeks in.
0:22.0	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:23.0	But it can still be a happy new year.
0:26.4	Old New Year!
0:27.9	Because we're a couple weeks in, you know?
0:29.1	It's old year.
0:30.3	Yeah. It's old news at this point.
0:32.4	Yeah.
0:33.1	Did you make a New Year's resolution and did you break it?
0:36.9	I did not make a resolution. Hmm. I don't make a New Year's resolution and did you break it? I did not make a resolution.
0:39.4	I guess we had goals.
0:42.7	We spent New Year's together and we went around the table saying something.
0:47.3	Yeah.
0:47.8	What was the prompt?
0:49.4	I think the prompt was like, what do you want from 2022?
0:54.5	Yeah. I don't know. I barely remember what I you want from 2022? Yeah.
0:55.3	I don't know.
0:56.2	I barely remember what I said.
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