Sasheer Agrees Men Should “Put Bars in Their D*cks!”
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
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4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2020
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
This week Nicole and Sasheer talk about being sore from online twerking class, gift ideas for Sasheer’s birthday, nourishing and loving your plants, all the things they’ve bought online during quarantine, getting birth control implants and why can’t men get birth control implanted? Then they take the quiz “What magical creature are you?” And of course listen to your voicemails where they give advice on how men can respectfully navigate friendships with women, and how to help a friend having a hard time with COVID.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi. |
| 0:12.7 | Hello, Sashir. How are you? |
| 0:15.6 | I'm good. How are you, Nicole? |
| 0:17.8 | I'm a little sore. We both took a twerking class yesterday. And I was working |
| 0:25.0 | so hard and being so bad. No, I heard her teacher be like, go Nicole, I see you. I could |
| 0:34.7 | actually see you, but. I couldn't see you either. I only saw you when we logged in. And then when I went to speaker review, I couldn't see you. I couldn't actually see you, but. I couldn't see you either. I only saw you when we logged in, |
| 0:39.7 | and then when I went to speaker review, I couldn't see you anymore. It's this like jump jiggle that I'm |
| 0:46.6 | that I really, it really was so hard. When we were like standing and she was just like kind of shake. |
| 0:55.8 | She was like jumping a little bit and then her butt was going up and down. |
| 1:00.4 | I was that mystified me. |
| 1:03.0 | I was doing that and my boobs were mostly moving and I was like, well, I don't want this to happen. |
| 1:07.4 | I want my butt to move. |
| 1:10.6 | Yeah. And then when we're on the floor, sometimes my titty's jiggle and not my butt. |
| 1:17.2 | But then also, sometimes my butt is moving. I just don't feel it. |
| 1:22.1 | Oh, interesting. Yeah. |
| 1:23.8 | It's like a phantom butt. I got a phantom butt. It's the phantom menace. |
| 1:28.4 | That's the real meaning of that movie. |
| 1:30.5 | Your best of menace. |
| 1:34.2 | Yeah, man, I woke up. |
| 1:36.1 | Actually, like last night, right before bed, I was like, oh, I'm sore. |
| 1:41.6 | And then this morning I woke up and I was like, whoa, it's hard to lift the lid on my |
| 1:47.3 | toilet because you got bend over a little bit. And then I foam rolled before this and I feel so |
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