Nicole Still Doesn't Know That Much About Cake - LIVE
Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata
Headgum
4.9 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2020
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Recorded LIVE at the 2019 Just For Laughs festival in Montreal, Nicole and Sasheer talk street scoopers, removing someone from your seat on an airplane, and how bad of a terrorist Nicole would be. Then they bring out their guests Matteo Lane and Emma Willman who answer the age old question: does coffee dehydrate you? Finally all four friends answer a listener voicemail on what to do when you think your friend is dating a creep and doesn't like when you talk about...snowboarding?
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| 0:00.0 | Hi! |
| 0:02.0 | Hi! |
| 0:04.0 | Hi! Hi everyone. |
| 0:25.3 | Y'all. |
| 0:26.2 | Hi, hi, hi. |
| 0:27.2 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:29.5 | Oh, boy. |
| 0:31.6 | Well, we should introduce what the fuck this is. |
| 0:34.6 | This is best friends. |
| 0:36.7 | Yes. Thank you so much for being here. of a fuck this is. This is best friends. |
| 0:41.2 | Thank you so much for being here. |
| 0:42.7 | I'm Sashir Zameda. |
| 0:44.1 | I'm Nicole Bayer. |
| 0:47.7 | Or I miss Pat, according to some people. If you don't know who that is another black female comedian. |
| 0:52.8 | I think someone thought I was Francesco Ramsey last night. |
| 0:55.5 | It's been very fun being here in Montreal. |
| 1:01.2 | And I love on all of the Instagram posts, |
| 1:04.3 | you're like, come see our show at 1130 in the morning. |
| 1:06.8 | We'll probably be hungover. |
| 1:08.2 | And it happened. |
| 1:10.0 | Yes, the prophecy has been fulfilled we put it in the |
| 1:16.0 | universe and a universe gave it right back truly did we were drinking until 3 30 in the morning |
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