Nicole Wants You To Draw Your Vagina: Re-Release

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

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Comedy

4.9 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Out of respect for the events taking place nationally at this time, Nicole and Sasheer have decided not to record a new episode for this week. Instead, they are releasing a beloved old episode with a new intro expressing their thoughts.

Nicole and Sasheer re-examine Disney movies, and share that they both stan Cruella De Ville. And, it becomes clear that Nicole thinks hairless cats are skinned - not bred. They talk about the importance/sexiness of consent, inclusive clitorises, and paying attention to your pussy. They answer listener questions on if a best friend or romantic relationship is more important, how to make friends as an adult, and how you know you’ve found a best friend.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hi, friends. This is Acier. I'm sure you're all aware that we are in the midst of a national crisis right now. So Nicole and I have not recorded a new episode of Best Friends this week. Our conversations as of late have been pretty somber, and I doubt anyone wants to hear an hour of that. But we do want to release something for our listeners,
0:23.7	and we are going to re-release one of our older episodes, and hopefully our laughter can put a
0:31.4	smile on your face during this trying time. Thank you so much for your love and support. We've
0:37.1	seen people post about our show during Blackout Tuesday in order to uplift black voices,
0:42.9	and that means a lot to us.
0:45.1	And we just ask that you continue to do whatever you can to help the Black Lives Matter movement.
0:50.9	Whether that be with your time or your money or your presence or your voice,
0:57.0	we truly need everyone right now. So please stay safe and vocal and enjoy the episode. Hey, hi.
1:21.2	Okay, let's make a song.
1:24.0	Okay.
1:25.0	Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We your... Oh, you're not gonna sing with me? I couldn't tell what was having. I'll start. I'll do it with you. Boom, bum, boom, bum, we are friends. We are friends. Friend, friend, friend, friend, Friend, friend, friend, friend, friends, friend, friends. Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friend, friends, friend, friends, friend, friends.
1:49.0	We are best friends.
1:56.0	I learned about harmony in one episode and we didn't do it.
2:00.0	Or did we?
2:01.4	We tried.
2:01.8	We did try.
2:02.8	No one's here to tell us.
2:06.2	And that's the lesson we came away with.
2:08.8	No one can tell us.
2:10.0	No one can tell you.
2:11.2	Do you have a braid in your head?
2:13.1	No.
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