Sarah Silverman Covers Nikki Haley’s Entry Into The GOP Primary | Nikki Haley

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Sarah Silverman takes on the day's latest news including Nikki Haley's presidential run announcement, the drop in army recruitment numbers, the Church of England's decision to make God genderless, and the latest Valentine's Day romance scams. March For Our Lives organizer-turned Congressman Maxwell Frost shares how his views of elected officials have changed now that he works from the inside. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:06.0	New York City, the only city in America.
0:09.0	It's the show that is that you knew
0:12.0	that this is the Daily Show with your host, Sarah Silverman.
0:37.0	The second night of the hosting the show and I am hard as a rock.
0:42.0	It's just, it's very fun to be in charge of a late night's show.
0:46.0	I mean, I threw a stapler at an intern today and there was just nothing you could do about it.
0:50.0	It's just been really fun.
0:53.0	We've got a great show for you tonight, so let's get into headlines.
0:57.0	Let's start with today's big news about the 2024 presidential race.
1:06.0	Someone has stepped forward to run against Trump for the Republican nomination and she's a lady.
1:11.0	We'll be breaking news this morning.
1:13.0	Former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley is now officially running for president.
1:18.0	She is the first Republican to challenge Trump for that nomination.
1:22.0	She obviously served as his ambassador to the United Nations.
1:26.0	She announced as much just in a video a few moments ago.
1:29.0	You should know this about me.
1:31.0	I don't put up with bullies.
1:33.0	And when you kick back, it hurts them more if you're wearing heels.
1:42.0	1997 called it once that joke back.
1:46.0	Oh wait, it just called again. It once this joke back.
1:49.0	I actually thought this was a great ad and I am excited to buy whatever pharmaceutical product
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