You're listening to Comedy Central.

From New York City, they only sit in America.

It's the show that is sent to New.

This is The Daily Show with Your Host, Darah Selverman.

Welcome to The Daily Show on Sarah Silverman.

And since this is my first night hosting, like, yeah, I'm a little nervous.

So I did that thing where you picture the audience naked, which is perfect, because now I'm nervous and horny.

Now, some of you might not know who I am, so let me introduce myself in the most daily showy way possible,

using a right-wing, talking-head-pundit montage. Roll it!

Sarah Silverman is a complete, buffoon and aggressively unfunny.

She's a comedian, I'll find there's anything funny, actually, about her, a lower comic.

Who's mostly famous for saying dirty words in a little girl voice?

She's a clown in her daily life, an absolute fool.

She is a Jezebel.

Diabolically dumb.

She is a witch.

She's not funny.

She is a God-hating whore.

Boy, I'd like to hit her with a heart.

These right-wing people really hate me.

I mean, what am I a gender-neutral bathroom over here?

What am I?

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