Santa's Secrets

Have Kids, They Said…

SiriusXM

Parenting, Kids & Family, Volume, Sxm, Morning Mash Up, After Mash

5 • 873 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Nicole and Rich celebrate their last episode of 2022, tell some of Santa’s secrets and have some ideas for how Santa can enter homes without chimneys (the toilet??).

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0:00.0	It's the holiday season.
0:02.0	But it's a boop be dupe.
0:05.0	A lot of sand.
0:06.0	I mean all we've had on in this freaking house has been like the, you know, like the classic Christmas carols.
0:11.0	Then the other day, because I really do even though I'm Jewish, I do like Christmas carols, I put on I said, Alexa, play, um, don't say that because now it's going to play in everyone's house. Sorry, sorry guys. I asked her, our friend, to play some like classic Christmas music and it was all like little kids like
0:25.4	Ooh, oh it was like that like horses, but it was really relaxing but Parker came out and she said
0:31.6	what the fuck is this? All right well see the warning this is not for your kids. Oh sorry this this is
0:37.5	for adults about kids in fact today as we get closer to Christmas we're gonna be
0:42.0	talking a lot about let's say
0:43.2	Santa's secrets and a lot of Santa Claus fun so not for the kids no dare let us be
0:50.1	the reason for yes fine you've been freaking
0:53.4	close you're coming in a few days let's let's get ready.
0:57.0	What's your name?
1:01.0	What's your name?
1:02.0	Who am I?
1:03.0	Who am I?
1:04.0	Thank you!
1:05.0	Oh!
1:06.0	Oh!
1:07.0	Oh!
1:08.0	Gee's on gonna fucking bitch in! Are you ready?
1:26.0	Are you ready? Richard! What do you mean?
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