So listen guys, we said it last week. We're going to say it every week. I mean, we're never going to stop saying this

podcast is for you, the adults, not for kids. It's about kids and about elves and the magic of Buddy the Elf or whatever you name your

elf, but it's not for you because we don't want your kids to be sad or spoiled with any of

the magic that goes into the elves.

Way to stammer through that, Nicole.

And we're also going to be talking about the kinky things that happen

when you actually get away from your kids and go on vacation. It's uncensored. You have been warned.

I have all things you don't want your kids to hear about.

What's your name?

What am I?

Who am I?

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! She's on the fucking bitchin.

I just got the post from Orlando Bloom that says he's like holding one of those

nose-free to things like you know the things you can suck the snot out of he wrote

I've sucked out so much snot with this thing.

Katie and I take turns to see you and get out the biggest booger. So far she's winning,

or maybe that means she's losing. I mean, he goes, what happens to us when we're parents?

But like, you know that feeling when you suck the

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