Car buying, live from eBay

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

5th Gear, Road Trips, Comedy, Leisure, Top Gear, Improv, The Grand Tour, Automotive, Cars

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Jonny is distracted by a bargain-priced Audi A2 auction about to end. Also in this episode, talking to previous owners of your car, Bluetooth phone dramas, classified ads that give too much information, saying Cossie correctly, what Americans make of the Austin Metro, the delights of a cockroach Corolla, why Jonny's brother is the king of the snotters, bad news for the Sultan of Brunei's clock guy, and a game of dead person's unwanted old car roulette.

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0:00.0	Ah, pockets. Amazing, aren't they? I wonder what's in your pocket right now.
0:04.3	I'll be the tissue. Yes.
0:06.1	Picture of the family. Ah, how about a lottery ticket with six magic numbers?
0:11.2	No, don't worry. It's still time.
0:13.6	This Saturday, it could be you. Lotto from the National Lottery.
0:17.2	Play now. Rules of procedures apply. There must be 18 over.
0:22.8	I'm Johnny Smith. I'm Richard Porter.
0:25.0	And this is Smith & Smith, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars.
0:28.7	And this week, dead people's bargains.
0:35.2	There is a car that ends an auction at ends in 14 minutes and 37 seconds that I desperately try not to buy,
0:42.7	but I obviously follow it every day.
0:47.1	Super cheap Audi A2. In the colour that I want, brown. Of course.
0:52.7	And it's 20 miles from my doorstep.
0:56.0	And the sign has an engine fault, not ideal, but price reflects that.
1:03.9	And it's a bloody cheap rich. It's the link you sent me this morning.
1:08.0	Yeah. I'm just looking at it now.
1:09.8	Audi A2.03, it's 70,000 miles.
1:14.7	The car needs a new battery but starts if jumped.
1:17.5	Yeah, that's cool. I can source batteries.
1:19.4	The car. Yeah. The car doesn't rev over 2,000 RPM,
1:24.1	so we'll have to be towed or collected on a low loader.
1:26.4	Or driven very slowly.
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