Santa Claus

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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God interviews Santa Claus and asks all the questions you’ve always wondered about. Later, Santa tells us which movies are Christmas movies and which are NOT. Finally, Santa hangs out with the God Squad and discusses the goddamn Santa Claus news. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Oh, Welcome to the God-Pod. I'm your host of host, the Good Lord the most the one and only almighty God.
0:35.0	Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
0:40.0	Don't forget to subscribe. It's free. It's free. That should be reason enough. Just do it. Just do it. Help us out. Help us out with the algorithm. Give us some good ratings. Come on. Come on. It's all about making the algorithms happy now, come on.
0:55.0	And then you get every episode automatically, it's perfect.
0:58.0	And we're great, I promise.
1:00.0	Okay, it's time for tea and cakes.
1:03.0	I'm here today with the God Squad.
1:09.0	Hi everybody, how you been? Hi Hi Dad. How is your weekend? What'd you do?
1:16.0	I came to the realization and I'm gonna probably be slapped around for this. I have not seen any Harry Potter movie.
1:27.0	That's okay.
1:28.0	That's totally fun.
1:29.0	You came to that realization. Why, why?
1:32.0	Jesus is not anything with that. My wife made it it my wife made a comment about oh that's so
1:37.4	Harry Potter and I said yeah it's a long story but I said, yeah, it's a long story, but I said, uh, who, it said that kid with the
1:46.6	glasses and she said, are you kidding? And I said, no I'm not, the kid with the
1:50.5	glasses, the kid that grew up and got all crazy and she said uh yeah
1:54.7	Terry Potter and I said I've never seen it and then she had it were now going on hour
1:59.8	47 that she hasn't spoken with me. Wow.
2:03.0	The boy who lived.
2:04.0	Jesus was technically the first Harry Potter.
2:06.0	Yeah.
2:07.0	You love Harry Potter, right?
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