"The Virgin" Mary

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 14 December 2020

⏱️ 18 minutes

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“Simply a virgin!” The Virgin Mary makes her very first appearance on The God Pod and she’s got a lot to say...and not say! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Oh, Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts, good Lord with the most the one and only
0:34.7	Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the
0:39.5	multiverse. Don't forget to subscribe. I'm gonna be really annoying about it until you do or don't whatever you have free will but it'd be cooler if you did okay today we have a special show
0:50.8	That's right we're gonna we're gonna talk to someone that I haven't talked to
0:55.0	in quite a long time. She's known by many names, The Virgin Mary, Lady Madonna.
1:02.4	Some might just say Mary.
1:04.0	Welcome to the God pod, The Virgin Mary.
1:08.0	Hey mom.
1:12.0	Hello?
1:14.0	Oh, oh, um, hello. I'm so sorry you caught me being a virgin.
1:21.0	The Virgin Mary was distracted doing virgin activities and that's why she didn't come to the
1:28.4	phone right away. What are virgin activities?
1:32.4	Virgin, wait are you activities? Virgin?
1:33.0	Wait, are you still a virgin?
1:35.0	You saying like like after you had Jesus, you never got it on with your husband Joseph?
1:39.0	Well, I would simply never.
1:42.0	I am simply a virgin.
1:44.6	It says so in the name, Wink.
1:47.3	I've always been a virgin.
1:48.9	Yeah.
1:49.9	And I always will be.
1:51.7	Wink. Sure. Yeah, I mean, be. Wink.
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