God Takes A Paternity Test

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 18 December 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Welcome to the Moses Povich Show! Moses conducts a paternity test with God, Joseph, and all the other possible fathers of Jesus! Who is the father? Who is NOT the father? ALL WILL BE REVEALED. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Welcome to the Moses Povet show. I am your host of hosts the good mench with the most
0:26.4	Moses. Today we have a very special episode where we will once and for all reveal the real father of Jesus.
0:36.6	I'm telling you this is very exciting, I'm very excited about this.
0:40.5	So with us today to get DNA tested are Jesus, the Virgin Mary, Joseph, God,
0:48.6	Santa, and Satan. And also waiting backstage, all the three wise men a legion of
0:54.2	Roman centurions some camel herders a few car maders and some sheep. Jesus
0:59.1	Christ this is a panel it is it's going to be. So why don't we just get this started and everyone
1:04.9	welcome to the show The Virgin Mary.
1:08.0	Hi, I'm so happy to be here. I'm so happy to have you here Mary. Do have to add the Virgin can I just say Mary no you have to say Virgin that's my title
1:18.7	You it's like a Mrs or a doctor you wouldn't leave that out.
1:23.1	No, of course not.
1:24.1	You've earned the Virgin, obviously.
1:25.8	I've earned it.
1:26.6	I've worked very hard for it.
1:28.1	Got it.
1:29.1	So what I'm gonna do, I'm even gonna add in the The
1:30.9	just because that's how much respect I have for you being here today.
1:33.6	Well, thank you so much.
1:34.9	You're very welcome, The Virgin Mary.
1:36.8	So, okay, listen, I want to discuss with you today something very important.
1:41.0	Mm-hmm.
1:41.6	It's about baby Jesus' possible father. Uh-huh. And can I just say Jesus? It's so good to see you. I usually never see you more than twice a year. So two times in one month that's incredible. This has been
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