Santa Blows Up Your Bathroom!
The God Show
God
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 December 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Santa Claus joins God, Jesus and Moses for the second half of The God Pod Holiday Party! Santa tells us all about what he REALLY wants when he shows up to your house. We talk to several of our patrons and have a jolly holly holiday. Hang out with us as we close out 2021!
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| 0:00.0 | Today on The God Pod, I'm going to say this, I believe this conspiracy. Kevin McHallister grows up to be Jigsaw. |
| 0:08.0 | Yeah, my mind is blown. |
| 0:11.0 | Kevin McHallister clearly has a fascination with the art of torture, that's seen in the Homo Lone franchise. |
| 0:16.0 | Right, right, it's clever. |
| 0:20.0 | Sorry, I just ate an elf. |
| 0:24.0 | He's sick. He was underperforming. |
| 0:27.0 | So now it's okay, right? |
| 0:29.0 | No. |
| 0:33.0 | And what is your sweatshirt say there? |
| 0:36.0 | It says, I still believe it's got sand on it. |
| 0:39.0 | That's nice. |
| 0:41.0 | That's, are you crying? |
| 0:43.0 | I just think it's wonderful. |
| 0:45.0 | I know how you feel. I know just how you feel. |
| 0:47.0 | I know just how you feel said here. |
| 0:51.0 | Yeah, you want to hug? |
| 0:54.0 | Oh wow, I didn't think he would be the sweating. |
| 0:57.0 | He's like fully wet. |
| 1:01.0 | Okay, let me have a bite. |
| 1:03.0 | What do you want for Christmas, Bacon? |
| 1:06.0 | I mean, Bacon definitely. Definitely some bacon. |
| 1:09.0 | Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon. |
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