Sam Is Unraveling At The Seams
Forehead Fables
General Sam & Papa Poob
4.9 • 909 Ratings
🗓️ 18 July 2020
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Bumbo getting cancelled, Mt. Rushmoore getting destroyed, and CHOP shootings. This one is a doozy.
Recorded while my daughter destroyed the living room during quarantine.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay. All right. I'm going to warn you guys right now. This thing's going to be a fucking disaster. |
| 0:05.1 | There's going to be some point in the middle of it when Madeline's going to come up to me and go, |
| 0:08.4 | hey, I want you to draw my magna doodle. I want you to do this. I want a popsicle. And I'm going to have |
| 0:14.4 | to stop and do it. So Stalt, this is going to be a lot of editing. Good luck with it. I'm in my living room. I've had a change of locale. All right. |
| 0:23.9 | I had to pull the daughter out of daycare, so I'm doing this shit in the living room. |
| 0:27.3 | You're going to hear a little bit of Mickey Mouse in the background. You're going to hear some |
| 0:30.9 | whatever she's watching. I'm sure I'm going to change the show at some point. Things in Florida |
| 0:36.2 | are not good right now. |
| 0:42.2 | We did a half-ass quarantine, and then we stopped for some reason. |
| 0:46.5 | We had 10,000 new cases yesterday in the state. |
| 0:49.1 | 10,000 new cases. |
| 0:53.3 | And it's not going. |
| 0:55.1 | People around me are getting sick. |
| 0:57.3 | My mom's boss is sick. |
| 0:59.1 | My neighbor's mom died. |
| 1:01.8 | Abby's best friend's husband got sick. |
| 1:03.5 | I don't know his last name. So I call him Ben Tennyson, you know, from like Ben Ten. |
| 1:07.0 | And Abby doesn't know what that means and neither does he. |
| 1:09.7 | So it makes it funnier for me |
| 1:10.9 | his first name's Ben but I'm just like hey it's Ben Tennyson right and he's like |
| 1:15.7 | now about it ain't my name he's one of those fucking guys that like I've nothing in common |
| 1:24.3 | with him right but like because Abby's friends with his wife, you know, |
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