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Forehead Fables

Sam Is Unraveling At The Seams

Forehead Fables

General Sam & Papa Poob

Comedy

4.9909 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Bumbo getting cancelled, Mt. Rushmoore getting destroyed, and CHOP shootings. This one is a doozy.

Recorded while my daughter destroyed the living room during quarantine.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay. All right. I'm going to warn you guys right now. This thing's going to be a fucking disaster.

0:05.1

There's going to be some point in the middle of it when Madeline's going to come up to me and go,

0:08.4

hey, I want you to draw my magna doodle. I want you to do this. I want a popsicle. And I'm going to have

0:14.4

to stop and do it. So Stalt, this is going to be a lot of editing. Good luck with it. I'm in my living room. I've had a change of locale. All right.

0:23.9

I had to pull the daughter out of daycare, so I'm doing this shit in the living room.

0:27.3

You're going to hear a little bit of Mickey Mouse in the background. You're going to hear some

0:30.9

whatever she's watching. I'm sure I'm going to change the show at some point. Things in Florida

0:36.2

are not good right now.

0:42.2

We did a half-ass quarantine, and then we stopped for some reason.

0:46.5

We had 10,000 new cases yesterday in the state.

0:49.1

10,000 new cases.

0:53.3

And it's not going.

0:55.1

People around me are getting sick.

0:57.3

My mom's boss is sick.

0:59.1

My neighbor's mom died.

1:01.8

Abby's best friend's husband got sick.

1:03.5

I don't know his last name. So I call him Ben Tennyson, you know, from like Ben Ten.

1:07.0

And Abby doesn't know what that means and neither does he.

1:09.7

So it makes it funnier for me

1:10.9

his first name's Ben but I'm just like hey it's Ben Tennyson right and he's like

1:15.7

now about it ain't my name he's one of those fucking guys that like I've nothing in common

1:24.3

with him right but like because Abby's friends with his wife, you know,

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