Blowing My Quarantine Nut

Forehead Fables

General Sam

Comedy

4.8 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

I've been cramped in the house with my family and they're finally gone.

They didn't die or nothin, our Governer decided to open the state back up for some reason.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	All right. I think this thing's fucking working now.
0:04.6	You know, right about now, I'm supposed to be doing a podcast, not a podcast, fuck, I'm talking on a podcast.
0:11.8	I'm supposed to be doing a live stream with Aqua while he's doing drops.
0:16.1	But I got this nice little message from the Comcast guy.
0:20.5	Apparently, he just impromptu decided to drop by.
0:23.9	Fuck up the entire neighborhood.
0:25.3	Fuck this guy in his neighborhood.
0:26.9	Five hundred plus people, no internet.
0:29.8	For no reason.
0:31.4	They don't tell you why.
0:33.2	Half the fucking world is working from home right now.
0:35.6	And this guy at 11 a.m.
0:38.8	decides to screw everybody in the asshole.
0:41.9	Why don't you just, hey, Xfinity, here's a fucking Linus tech tip.
0:47.0	Why don't you fucking hire this guy at 3 a.m.
0:49.9	To come down here and work on the internet.
0:53.1	Everybody else has night shifts. Why can't this guy work at night? Why can't he come down here and work on the internet. Everybody else has night shifts.
0:55.2	Why can't this guy work at night?
0:57.2	Why can't he come down here work when nobody's on?
0:59.4	There's like two people up.
1:01.3	All they're doing is looking at weird porn.
1:03.5	They start out, this is how everybody does it.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from General Sam, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of General Sam and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.