Salmon Chaos

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! What a week! On today's episode, Emily tracks a package and Lisa spills some soup. On Chunch Chat, the segment about Martha Stewart's pony Ban Chunch, we read some listener submitted business names. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Salmon Chaos, a very recent event where people changed their names to get free sushi. Rob Salmon has a nice ring to it and I have no regrets.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.3	baby geniuses tell us something we don't know
0:26.2	hello babies
0:29.6	welcome the baby geniuses I'm Emily
0:32.0	I'm Lisa how are you doing Lisa? I'm doing pretty good.
0:35.8	Pretty good. Am I? Yes, I'm fine. How are you? Yeah it's hard to answer that sometimes. I'm good. I had like a
0:49.8	A real roller coaster of a day yesterday. People who follow me on Twitter will have
0:56.0	caught a little bit of this of this saga. But I didn't include it. It was like one of those things were like if I had
1:04.3	tweeted every single step of this it would have been a more dramatic story. I left out a lot of the
1:11.5	beats of it.
1:12.8	Did you find shrimp in your cinnamon toes crunch?
1:14.8	Is that what happened?
1:15.3	I found shrimp in my cinnamon toes crunch.
1:17.4	And it turns out I'm were a bad person for a long time and now it's finally come out.
1:31.2	So. Come out. So my dad, as many listeners may know, is a very talented seamstress, A seamster. He's a teamster. Yeah. He's a teamster.
1:47.0	Yeah.
1:48.0	He's been making, you know, specialty garments for our family and we'll like pick out fabric and
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