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🗓️ 12 April 2021
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts |
0:04.8 | threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but |
0:09.3 | planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses. |
0:14.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:17.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything. |
0:20.0 | Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything |
0:23.4 | baby geniuses tell us something we don't know |
0:26.3 | hello babies |
0:29.2 | welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily I'm. Thanks for listening to our show and to all the shows you |
0:35.9 | listen to I'm gonna thank you on behalf of all of them. All of them even if they're |
0:39.8 | not on our same network I don't care. Yeah, you know what that's how generous we are. I don't |
0:46.3 | care if it's a radio show, a podcast, or just eavesdropping on your neighbors. |
0:51.0 | Yeah, I also want to just thank you for listening to the people who |
0:54.4 | talk to you personally one-on-one. What what like their friends and family? Yeah your |
1:00.0 | spouse you know good good for you for listening to what other people say. |
1:05.5 | Or at least doing a good job of pretending to listen. |
1:08.4 | Yeah, I don't feel... |
1:10.6 | I'm not going to congratulate people on that. That's where I draw the line. |
1:14.0 | How good a factor are you? |
1:18.0 | Because also it's like they're probably not hearing me say that anyway. |
1:23.0 | Right. |
1:25.0 | Yeah, they're pretending to listen to our podcast. |
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