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Race Wars

Salami Fumes w/ Carl Ruiz & Bonnie McFarlane

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1778 Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Race Wars is back in the building with chef Carl Ruiz & comedian Bonnie McFarlane with Kurt on the phone from a mystery location as they break down why Opie was fired from SiriusXM, Tommy's messed up a$$hole Carl tells us his signature way of firing people. Go subscribe to our Patreon for this weeks bonus ep where we hear all about slaughter houses from Carl! www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.

0:07.3

It's what we do, baby.

0:09.9

This is Race Wars.

0:12.9

I have the power.

0:15.1

Yeah.

0:16.3

How's the field?

0:17.2

With Kurt Metzker.

0:18.1

You're out of your fucking mind, dude.

0:19.5

And Charade Small.

0:20.7

Saddle down, bitch.

0:22.3

Race Wars.

0:25.4

Yo, we back in the building.

0:28.0

Oh, boy.

0:28.5

We back up in here.

0:29.8

BK.

0:30.1

To the fullest, gats are pulling.

0:31.9

You know it.

0:32.9

Niggas ducking when Rod be bucking.

0:34.7

Yeah, yeah.

0:35.0

Yeah.

0:35.1

Chicken heads be clucking in the bar from fucking.

0:36.8

It ain't nothing.

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