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Race Wars

Moon Cricket w/ Damien Lemon, James Goff, Abby Rosenquist, Jeffrey Gurian

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1778 Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2017

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Race Wars is back in the building with guests Damien Lemon, James Goff, Abby Rosenquist & Jeffrey Gurian's we get into Jeffrey's cultural car appropriation, old black hair styles, Amos & Andy, and the time Abby dated a half asian guy. Become a subscriber to our Patreon for this weeks bonus ep where we talk HBO's new modern slavery show, Usher's herpes, and the time Sherrod was almost murdered. www.patreon.com/racewars

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a stand-up labs production, powered by digital media.

0:07.2

It's what we do, baby!

0:09.8

This is Race Wars.

0:12.8

I have the power!

0:15.0

Yeah!

0:16.2

How's the bill?

0:17.2

With Kurt Metzker.

0:18.0

You're out of your fucking mind, dude.

0:19.4

And Charade Small.

0:20.5

Soutle down, bitch.

0:22.2

Race Wars.

0:25.8

Hold on, hold up.

0:27.6

We do boys.

0:29.3

Yeah.

0:30.9

Holla, hola, hola.

0:33.1

Hold on.

0:34.3

We do boys.

0:36.0

Yeah.

0:36.9

Nobody?

0:37.4

All right. Race walls. You back in the building. Baby. Sharad Small. Hold on, we know boys. Nobody?

0:37.7

All right.

0:38.4

Race walls.

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