Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer Part 2 - WELL ACTUALLY with Michael Dean
Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
Lizard People
4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2020
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
He's back, and he's finished the Fincher movie! Cast your mind back many a year to when Michael Dean first appeared on Lizard People to argue that Ted Cruz killed 5 young people in California and then wrote a bunch of cryptic letters to the cops. Remember how Michael based it on a few minutes of the movie Zodiac? Well in 2020 he finally had time to finish the movie and to reconsider his conspiracy theory, and the result is an episode with a twist you'll never see coming. Listen as these two old friends duke it out, Lizard style. And if you haven't listened to that episode yet and don't have context for this conversation, honestly, don't. Not worth it.
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| 0:00.0 | The I don't want to do too hard of a break or too hard of a transition into this but I am going to need one one |
| 0:26.2 | I'm going to need one thing from you please name it my sweet friend thank you and you're my sweet friend too and I love you and I respect you. |
| 0:36.0 | And that's why I need you to promise me right now that no matter what you will agree with me because otherwise I'm wasting my time. |
| 0:50.0 | This is really interesting and it's never happened before and now that it's happening |
| 0:54.4 | I'm surprised nobody else has just up top laid it out like that. |
| 0:58.0 | I just as I as like you said I love and respect you and you clearly, you've said you respect me as well and that's huge and so if you respect me, just promise me right now that as my friend, you'll agree with me no matter what. |
| 1:14.0 | Don't do that. |
| 1:15.0 | I just with some advice. |
| 1:19.0 | Because what you're asking me to do here is choose between my friendship with you which is of some |
| 1:24.0 | duration and my journalistic ethics. I'm not asking you to choose between your |
| 1:29.5 | friendship with me because those kinds of ultimatums can be and are abusive and I'm not but I am |
| 1:36.0 | saying that I'll walk. |
| 1:38.0 | I'll... |
| 1:39.0 | The show from my life? |
| 1:41.0 | Yes. |
| 1:42.0 | Yeah. I'm not saying our friendship would be done because that'd be manipulative |
| 1:46.0 | but I will walk out of your life and never speak to you again. Okay but you are not |
| 1:51.1 | being manipulative. No. |
| 1:53.0 | Manipulive. |
| 1:54.0 | But I'm definitely not being manipulative. |
| 1:56.0 | That's my favorite Disney villain, |
| 1:58.0 | Manipulive. |
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