Sounds like a lawnmower, doesn't it? But it's actually the sound of someone's dream coming true right about now.

Dreaming is great, but what's better than knowing that this tiny patch of turf is yours and nobody else's?

When it's time to realise your dream, at Lloyd's, we're ready when you are. Britain's number one direct lender for first-time buyers.

Mortgages on Lloyd's? Bank on Lloyd's. Based on monthly completion values June to September

2025 to verify see Lloyd'sbank.com forward slash bank on Lloyds. It's another day at Screwfix and Samo Farrah is

still getting to grips with things. So, Mo, with sprint delivery, we get the order to them in as

little as 20 minutes. Oh, Mo, with sprint delivery, we get the order to them in as little as 20 minutes.

Oh? Mo?

Mo?

Done. He was on the 18th floor.

Nice work. But, you know, we use delivery riders, right?

Oh, now you tell me.

Sprint it in as little as 20 minutes.

Screw fix. No stopping you.

Conditions and geographical restrictions apply.

A box of able and coal, fresh organic, fruit and veg delivered weekly to your door.

Requires washing, peeling and or chopping.

Vegetables may come with mud and soil on and very occasionally a ladybird.

All produce has grown ethically and with absolutely no artificial pesticides,

delivered without pointless plastic.

Increased natural flavours and meals can lead to busier kitchen tables during peak hours,

mainly to unexpected enthusiasm for cooking and distaste for processed food alternatives.

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