Sabrina Jalees / James Austin Johnson

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2016

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Damn Daniel, we're back at it again with the month old memes! In Chunch Chat, Martha looks sensational as she trolls us from her hoverboard. Sabrina Jalees (Comedian, Writer) stops by Wiki Of the Week to celebrate everyone’s favorite Polish holiday, Śmigus-dyngus, commonly known to us Americans as Dyngus Day! Hope you have your pussy willows ready! Sabrina reminds us of Drake’s raw sexual magic and takes us on a journey to the home of Whitney Houston. Joining us for Expert Hour is Goorin Kirkland, who offers us a taste of the wide world of food television! Emily HellerLisa HanawaltSabrina JaleesJames Austin Johnson

Transcript

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses how something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies
0:29.0	welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily
0:31.0	I'm Lisa
0:32.0	thanks for listening to our show I'm Lisa. I'm Lisa. Thanks for listening to our show. An exciting one we have for you
0:36.2	today. We do, yeah. We should first say thanks to everyone who donated in the Max Fund Drive.
0:43.3	Oh yeah, you help us so much by doing that.
0:46.4	Yeah, seriously, big time, thanks to all of you.
0:50.1	I hope you enjoyed the bonus episode with the erotic Trump fiction.
0:54.5	Oh my god, so good.
0:55.8	Um, hopefully worth your hard-earned mula.
1:00.1	I hope you did not ask for your mula back after hearing it. It's not refundable.
1:05.2	We should also say a big thank you to Travis, our producer. Yeah, Travis McElroy.
1:10.8	Who has left us? he's moved on he's
1:13.8	on bigger and more podcast yeah he basically has too many of his own
1:19.0	podcasts to do so we were thinking of making a new podcast where it's just a podcast intervention for
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