Christine Nangle / Zach Sims

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! We dish out on who shouldn't listen to our show! They probably aren't listening to our show anyways. We're horrified by Microsoft's teenage girl chatbot that learns how to communicate from humans. SPOILER ALERT: It's totally racist! Somebody had a very elegant three piece tweed suit tailored for their horse, and about a million people sent it in. We're joined by writer Christine Nangle who lives really close to us. It’s never too early to get ready for the holidays, so we’ve started feeding our Tió de Nadal early to maximize the number of gifts it will shit out. On Expert Hour, Chuck Daniels teaches us how to speak with authority, especially when you don't know what you're talking about. Confidence is key, babies! Emily HellerLisa HanawaltChristine NangleZach Sims

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses
0:25.0	tell us something we don't know
0:26.0	hello
0:27.0	welcome to baby geniuses I'm Emily
0:30.0	I'm Lisa oh boy I feel like my intro there was weak. I was like, hello? You want to do it again?
0:34.7	No, it's fine. You want to do it again with like a strong drum roll coming into it?
0:39.0	Let's try it again.
0:39.7	Hello, babies. I don't know. Too forced. No, It was good. I liked it. All right.
0:45.0	Welcome to baby geniuses. We got a great show for you today tonight this morning. I don't know.
0:51.0	What's your deal? It's up to you.
0:54.0	Is it currently the time that it is for the listener? Is that what you're saying?
0:59.7	I don't know. I'm just saying like, it's, we've got a great show first things first I want to read an
1:06.1	email we talked on a previous episode about we didn't talk about it at length
1:10.5	but we did say you know I wonder if anyone has masturbated
1:14.3	well listening to us yeah and that then I said please don't tell me but maybe I
1:19.4	said you can either way we got an email that, by the way, someone sent this through this like
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