S9 EP39: Dita Von Teese

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

Keep It Light Media

Comedy Interviews, Places & Travel, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 6.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Joining me this episode to discuss their travel and holiday stories is the brilliant model, actress, and burlesque dancer - Dita Von Teese. Dita joined me straight from appearing at the Goodwood Revival, the vintage experience in Sussex. Enjoy! Please subscribe and review. Thanks, Alan. xx ‘Life’s A Beach’ everyone’s favourite travel podcast is here to give you all the vitamin D you need. More celebrity passengers unpack their travel suitcases dishing the dirt on their holiday high-jinks. Buckle up, sit back and enjoy the inflight entertainment!! A 'Keep It Light Media' Production Sales, advertising, and general enquiries: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠hello@keepitlightmedia.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to my travel podcast, Lights a Beach. Every week I invite a special guest to take us on a journey together to their favourite holiday destinations and to reveal their top travel tips and tales.
0:31.3	My guest this week is the internationally recognised Queen of Burlesque.
0:37.2	She has performed in some of the most beautiful and grandest venues all over the world.
0:39.0	Well, we're in luck.
0:44.2	She's coming to the UK and Europe with her brand new show, Nocturnell.
0:48.9	She's even added an extra date at the London Pladium at the end of January.
0:58.0	Fresh from the Goodwood Revival, she's here in third class where she belongs. Buckle up, it's Dita Monti! This is the final boarding call for Dita Fontes. This is the final boarding call for Dita Fontes.
1:07.0	This is the final boarding call for Dita Montes. Can Dita Montes please say a wave to the gate? Thank you. This is the final boarding call for Dita Montes. Can Dita Montes please make a wave to the gate?
1:12.5	Thank you.
1:13.1	This is the final boarding home for Dita Bonty's.
1:15.9	Dita Montes.
1:17.1	Dita Montes.
1:18.6	Dita Montes.
1:19.8	Dita Bonty's.
1:21.1	Dita Bonty's.
1:22.3	Where are you, please?
1:24.0	Thank you.
1:45.2	Oh, look what we've got on board. D Diet of Monteis. How you doing, Dieter? I'm good. How are you? Thank you for flying Alanair. Oh, yeah, I'm happy to be here. It's so sophisticated. First class. First class, it is, isn't it? This neon says first class, isn't it? Nothing says neon like first class.
1:46.4	I said that the wrong way around.
1:47.4	Let's move on.
1:50.3	Now, do you like to holiday?
1:56.4	I don't get many holidays, and I feel like I travel so much for work.
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