S9 EP38: Stacey Solomon & Joe Swash (Video Edition)

Alan Carr's 'Life's a Beach'

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Places & Travel, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture

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🗓️ 3 October 2025

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Alan welcomes the brilliant Stacey Solomon & Joe Swash to Life’s A Beach! 🌴 From family skiing trips gone wrong to a disastrous caravanning holiday in the Isle of Skye, Stacey and Joe share their funniest (and most chaotic) travel stories. They reminisce about their holiday romance, talk about why they love staycations, and reveal what it’s really like filming their hit show Stacey & Joe. Expect tales of stolen pedalos, Joe in a sarong, stinky suitcases, and even Alan’s Ibiza misadventure. Plus, a sneak peek at the brand-new series of Stacey & Joe. 00:00 Intro 00:42 When Alan and Stacey last met and the piece of wood 02:25 Ben Shepard at This Morning 03:25 Stacey and Alan camped as kids, Joe’s dad was a taxi driver 04:30 Alan’s earliest memory 05:01 Joe loves Australia 05:26 Stacey and Joe love LA 06:30 Stacey and Joe taking the family skiing, getting stuck in Paris 07:10 Joe and Stacey taking the family disastrous caravanning in Isle of Skye in January 09:31 What it’s like filming their TV show Stacey & Joe 10:56 Joe & Stacey holiday romance 11:18 Joe on Falaraky Uncut 13:30 Alan in Ibiza with his blind friend 14:40 Stacey stole a pedalo 15:33 Joe meeting Rio Ferdinand in Abu Dhabi 17:00 Why Joe and Stacey do staycations 18:20 Stacey in Lake Como 19:36 Family holiday in Turkey 21:57 Do Stacey and Joe complain? Joe is like Alan! 23:17 Joe in a sarong, Stacey thinks it’s so wrong! 24:25 Joe’s stinky suitcase 25:32 Travel pet peeves - muszak, queuing and missing Whitney Houston 29:07 New series of Stacey & Joe what do expect, dog update, bees and gym 30:48 Starting our descent and the quick-fire round #StaceySolomon #JoeSwash #LifesABeachPodcast #AlanCarr #FamilyTravel #TravelFails #Staycation #ComedyPodcast #HolidayStories #Caravanning Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I am lightning down in slopes, mate.
0:06.7	Honestly.
0:07.4	Yeah, but not in a good way.
0:08.5	Yeah.
0:09.1	That's just gravity.
0:10.4	I get to the bottom somehow.
0:12.5	It was just the way you fell over and everyone was just skating around you.
0:16.6	Look who we've got on board.
0:18.4	Joe and Stacey, how you doing?
0:20.3	Hello, mate.
0:21.4	Oh, Alan, I'm so cosy in your house sitting on your sofa.
0:25.5	Like, I'm thoroughly enjoying myself.
0:26.9	Even before this podcast begins.
0:28.7	Oh, my God.
0:29.5	This is lovely.
0:30.4	Joe, how are you feeling if you're enjoying it?
0:32.6	I'm just being a little bit nosy, having a little look around.
0:35.0	It's very nice in it.
0:36.3	I like your eclectic taste.
0:37.9	Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
0:39.5	Clearly you've got like a little pineapple up there. You got a fish day.
0:42.4	Oh, that pineapple is quite eclectic.
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