S6 Ep230: Santa Claus: The Movie

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 December 2015

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

On the Christmas episode of We Hate Movies, the guys check out the ridiculous holiday classic(?), Santa Claus: The Movie! What's with the opening of the film featuring Santa and Mrs. Claus freezing to death? Where did these elves come up with this Santa idea in the first place? And why in the world are we waiting OVER AND HOUR to bring John Lithgow into the film? PLUS: Jesse "The Body" Ventura weighs in on the movie... and a lot more.

Santa Claus: The Movie stars Dudley Moore, John Lithgow, David Huddleston, and Burgess Meredith; directed by Jeannot Szwarc.

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0:00.0	Hello, Andrew Jupin Stephen Zadak.
0:02.6	Eric Siska.
0:03.8	And this is a movie about Santa Claus. Oh, Hello everyone welcome to the Christmas episode. We hate movies. Oh yeah we're in
0:40.0	the holiday
0:44.1	here just a few short little days until Christmas rears its ugly and we just had our
0:46.4	company holiday party here.
0:48.7	Oh, wait, yeah.
0:50.9	Did you guys forgot to invite me?
0:53.8	Oh, shit.
0:55.0	This is the two of us kind of sitting here drinking in the dark.
0:58.0	Then you showed up and ruined it.
1:01.0	Well, thanks for the invite guys.
1:02.0	Maybe, you know what, dude? Better luck,
1:06.1	you know what, I'll ask Santa Claus for some better friends. This week's film, Santa Claus colon, the movie from 1985, directed by Supergirls
1:18.0	Jean-At Zwark, again produced by the Salkinesines ruining another magical franchise, the Santa franchise.
1:27.0	Why, here's a question, why movie in that motion picture?
1:30.0	Yeah, well you know, here's the diff, I think.
1:33.8	Motion picture sort of implies a little bit of prestige behind it.
1:38.8	Star Trek The Motion Picture.
1:40.6	It sounds real classy like.
1:42.0	Sure.
1:43.0	This is a movie about John Lithgow making like poison toys for kids.
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