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S6 Ep229: Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones

We Hate Movies

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2015

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, Star Wars Week continues here at We Hate Movies as the guys talk about the much-longer-than-Star Wars Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones! Marvel at the horrendous dialogue! Be confused by the convoluted plot! And stick around for the outdated special effects! PLUS: Turns out Cliegg Lars is the biggest slime ball in the galaxy.

Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones stars Ewan McGregor, Natalie Portman, Hayden Christensen, Christopher Lee, Samuel L. Jackson, Frank Oz, and Ian McDiarmid; directed by George Lucas.

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0:00.0

Hello, Andrew Jupin. Stephen Zayda.

0:03.5

Eric Siska.

0:04.5

And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to another edition of We Hate Movies on the sideshow network.

0:34.1

Thank you for tuning in as always. Now this is Star Wars Week.

0:38.7

Oh my God it's out on Friday. It is. It's coming out man. I mean people are probably going to be seeing it like what Wednesday afternoon.

0:48.0

Whatever the thing is. Why are we even saying movies are coming out on Fridays when we're not doing that anymore.

0:53.9

I can't do the midnight thing anymore. I'm done. I'm an old man. It's happened.

0:57.8

The world has passed me by. Yep. I'm falling asleep no matter what it is.

1:01.7

Yeah, I, uh, I, um, last one I sort of did it for was Age of Ultron.

1:07.5

I went by myself.

1:09.5

Uh, I had a tall glass of water, went by myself, an obese security guard sat next to me and fell asleep through the whole movie.

1:18.0

And I was like, you know what, this is the last time I'm doing this. I not enjoying this this movie is only okay to begin

1:24.0

with and I'm tired then you're getting out at three o'clock in the morning who needs it anyways

1:28.4

yeah it was this is Star Wars week yeah you can also buy our Sithmentary out now.

1:34.6

That's out now.

1:35.4

So you listen to this thing.

1:36.4

You're like, hey, I like how these guys talk about these shitty Star Wars

1:39.0

prequels.

1:39.4

I wish they did that Revenge of the Sith piece of shit.

1:42.0

Right, so we, it's a syncable commentary track

1:44.8

throughout the entire running time,

1:47.2

holy God of revenge of the sith.

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