S6: WHM On-Screen: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
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🗓️ 23 December 2015
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And the Ah, so here we are post-Star Wars, the Force Awakens. |
| 0:27.0 | We might talk about a certain director's son's critiques of a movie, but I'm not going to use that guy's name because that guy doesn't need any more publicity for not liking a movie. |
| 0:36.2 | Sure and yeah and of course we'll say up front |
| 0:40.6 | spoiler spoiler spoiler if you haven't seen the new Star Wars movie just turn this off and you know I think that it's okay to have not seen this movie yet for some reason America is like well you had the weekend so fuck you like it's the holiday season like people have other shit to do like yeah I'm still on lockdown on spoiler |
| 0:59.9 | I've seen it I'm not mouthing off in bathrooms or anything like that it's |
| 1:04.2 | like you're normally mouthing off in bathrooms yeah absolutely it's gotten a little |
| 1:07.6 | egregious and I'm you know I'm trying to protect the people out there |
| 1:10.5 | exactly because you're a good person. |
| 1:13.0 | And you know, I know, God, I always have this beef with Neil Degrass Tyson, despite liking Cosmos. |
| 1:20.5 | But he was tweeting all the science facts of how Star Wars doesn't work everyone. |
| 1:26.0 | Yeah, number one no shit. |
| 1:28.0 | It revolves around actual space magic in case anyone was wondering. |
| 1:32.0 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 1:33.1 | Because I mean, some people say it's like, well, Star Wars is more fantasy than |
| 1:36.5 | sci-fi, so fuck you for critiquing it. |
| 1:38.7 | But like going into the, like, oh, how the like all the science |
| 1:42.8 | the star killer base wouldn't actually be able to blow those planets up |
| 1:47.6 | well you know if I didn't see the movie yet now I know that all the republic's |
| 1:51.4 | planets or whatever gets blown up in the Hossian system like |
| 1:54.8 | yeah. |
| 1:55.8 | Like here's the thing Neil degrass Tyson. |
| 1:58.8 | Critique shit like gravity, the Martian, shit that like wants to pass itself off is like believable like |
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