S5 Ep62: Looking For a F*ck To Give with Austen Kroll: Wednesday, May 18th, 2022

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Evan Spiegel and Miranda Kerr pay off student loans for Otis College graduating class (NBC News) (11:16)
Cardi B Shows How She changes Diapers With Her Claw-Like Nails (Page Six) (16:03)
Carmen Electra, 50, Joins OnlyFans (Page Six) (22:07)
'Yellowstone' Prequel '1932' Casts Helen Mirren, Harrison Ford (NY Post) (24:06)
The Most Popular Baby Names in the US For 2022 Revealed (The National News) (31:05)

- Dear Toasters (42:49)
- RHONJ Recap (51:52)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Good morning, Millennials.
0:02.4	Welcome back to the Morning Toast.
0:03.6	Happy Home Day!
0:05.4	It is Wednesday here at the Morning Toast,
0:06.8	and you know what that means.
0:07.9	We're getting frisky.
0:08.7	We're humping some boys that we love.
0:10.9	Yes, if you're watching on YouTube, you are seeing...
0:13.5	It's not a mirage.
0:14.8	It really is brice and thrice in the flesh.
0:16.9	In the flesh.
0:17.9	We have these little cute dog pillows,
0:19.4	and they are so lifelike, and I just can't get over it.
0:21.4	They spark so much joy.
0:23.0	If you're looking for a gift for someone,
0:24.2	like this is the gift that keeps on giving.
0:25.8	Every day, I walk into the studio,
0:27.3	and I have a smile on my face, because the image of Bryce is a monger.
0:31.1	100%.
0:33.1	Happy Wednesday, Jack.
0:34.2	How you doing?
0:35.1	I'm doing good.
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