S5 Ep61: Feeling Whelmed: Tuesday, May 17th, 2022

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Kim Kardashian Covers Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, Pens Emotional Letter to Her Younger Self (People) (22:21)
Kourtney Confirms Travis Barker Marriage, Shares Intimate Wedding Pics (Page Six) (28:05)
‘RHOM’ Stars Lisa and Lenny Hochstein Are Getting Divorced (Page Six) (40:38)
Amber Heard Blames Johnny Depp’s Dog For That Infamous Bed Poop Incident (E! News) (46:57)
Megan Fox Tells Stylist She Cut a Hole in her Blue Jumpsuit to ‘Have Sex’ with Machine Gun Kelly (People) (54:53)

RHOBH Recap (1:03:42)
Summer House Recap (1:08:44)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:02.6	Welcome back to the morning toes.
0:03.8	Happy Tuesday.
0:04.8	Happy first day back of maternity leave being over.
0:07.8	Welcome back to this show for a permanent amount of time.
0:10.8	It is Jackie.
0:11.6	Oh, hi.
0:13.4	I'm so excited to be here for a permanent amount of time.
0:16.9	My maternity leave is officially over.
0:20.1	I don't know.
0:20.7	You guys are like, wait, you've been here.
0:22.2	What's the difference now?
0:24.0	Like no more guest co-hosts every other day.
0:27.8	I am back.
0:29.2	I'm here to stay.
0:30.2	Hopefully, you know, things continue to go according to plan.
0:32.6	But, you know, at three months, like the baby really is changed.
0:36.0	On a schedule.
0:36.8	On a schedule.
0:37.6	He's like so busy at this time of day doing harrots and tings.
0:41.5	And mama's got to work.
0:43.1	Mama's got to put milk on the table.
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