S5 Ep63: The Ben Factor: Thursday, May 19th, 2022
The Toast
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4.4 • 30.8K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the morning toast. Happy Thursday. Hope |
| 0:06.7 | having a good time. Have a great day. Are you having a great Thursday so far? I mean it's |
| 0:12.2 | Thursday so it could be Monday. It's true. Thursday is a beautiful day. It's Friday Eve. It's |
| 0:18.0 | lovely. I have not a scenario complaint. If I had to complain, I guess I could complain |
| 0:22.8 | about the fact that it's raining. Theo is soaking wet. Dirt everywhere. Chaos everywhere. |
| 0:27.3 | I'll complain about is that this is just amazing weekend weather and I would prefer because it's |
| 0:33.4 | like sleeping weather so cozy chilly weather. It's so hard to get out of bed on a weekday when it's |
| 0:38.3 | raining. It's so hard. And there's like overcast and you're like oh is it four in the morning? |
| 0:42.0 | Is my alarm not? No bitch your late get up. That's your new alarm. Bitch your late get up. That'll |
| 0:48.6 | do it especially coming from you. Totally. You've such a scary boys. Do I? Sometimes perfect for |
| 0:53.6 | motherhood. I feel like oh I'm going to have to work on my stern talking to you boys. I worked |
| 0:58.2 | out on it yesterday when I talked to you guys about Austin. Yeah. But I feel like my voice is so |
| 1:02.9 | kid-like. No like when you get heated. Oh and also when I listen to old episodes even a year ago |
| 1:10.0 | our voices are constantly changing. What is that? To other people feel that way. Like of course |
| 1:14.7 | five years ago we sound totally like kids but even a year ago. No it's like our it's not it's our |
| 1:20.0 | tone it's our dialect it's our accents like it's everything. It's everything we're just constantly |
| 1:24.6 | evolving changing. As we should. As we should. You do love to see it. You love to see |
| 1:29.6 | girly's growing up. You love it. Speaking of speaking I had such a productive day yesterday and |
| 1:36.1 | I recorded a very exciting picture on episode I just want to explain it to you guys because I've |
| 1:40.4 | been obviously breastfeeding for three months and I've been working with a lactation consultant named |
| 1:45.6 | Chantal who's our friend from high school and she has been instrumental in getting me to where I am |
| 1:52.3 | and I had done a bar of speeding episode on Patreon that was just about my personal journey all my |
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